Masturlikeing 

When you click on the "like" button on your own Facebook status or comment, when nobody else does. Usually when saying something boring, inappropriate or rude. Or just when trying to be funny and suck at it.

John: "I just finished eating my dinner :)" - John likes this
Peter: "brother stop posting shit and masturlikeing it"

or

Susan: "Finally I got my period :D:D" - Susan Likes this
Robert: "You just made half of the boys in school very happy" - 241 people like this

Masturlikeing by Hanumanking June 17, 2011

masturbiking 

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.

Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!

masturbiking by masturbiker January 31, 2014

masterliking 

Instead of Liking a comment, you write "I like this" as a comment, then Like that comment yourself! Masterliking.

David Coffman just put up a comment, then wrote "I like this." Then he liked that comment himself, what a piece of masterliking.

masterliking by Masterliker August 8, 2011