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master chip 

There is one chip in every bag of Doritos that appears to have gotten a visit from the seasoning fairy. This desirable, flavor-laden chip, my brothers, is the master chip. The abundance of flavor explodes in your mouth like a cool ranch orgasm, leaving you to say "Fuck Bravos".
Jimbob - "Dude I just dropped the master chip in dog shit and I'm gonna eat it anyway, the seasoning will mask the taste of turd."
Emmett- "You need help."
master chip by The GodFader September 25, 2011
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masterchief 

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!
masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief 

The most badass character in the Halo series.
"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.
Masterchief by Arori4 August 24, 2010

Masterchillin 

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)
i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!
Masterchillin by john bowendil March 17, 2008

Masterchiefing 

Verb; When one breaks up his or her weed on the case of any game in the Halo series. i.e. Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, etc.
DOOOOOOODE, we totally broke up some DANK ASS SHIT on Halo 3 last night and we were Masterchiefing the fuck out of it!
Masterchiefing by BITTERwork May 14, 2011

masterchief1717 

A man who has the best in anime and manga, and will never miss in his life
Guy1- ong it’s masterchief1717

Guy2- you mean god?

masterchiefpuju 

One of the best players in the games halo and modern warfare series.
Damn masterchiefpuju is crazy he just sniped that dude out of a moving ghost.

Masterchiefpuju is the masterchief.

Masterchiefpuju must suck at call of duty..... wait never mind he killed me.
masterchiefpuju by Solankill November 27, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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