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There is one chip in every bag of Doritos that appears to have gotten a visit from the seasoning fairy. This desirable, flavor-laden chip, my brothers, is the master chip. The abundance of flavor explodes in your mouth like a cool ranch orgasm, leaving you to say "Fuck Bravos".

Jimbob - "Dude I just dropped the master chip in dog shit and I'm gonna eat it anyway, the seasoning will mask the taste of turd."
Emmett- "You need help."

master chip by The GodFader September 25, 2011

Words you can keep

masterchief

a dude on the halo series

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!

masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief

The most badass character in the Halo series.

"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.

Masterchief by Arori4 August 24, 2010

Masterchillin

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)

i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!

Masterchillin by john bowendil March 17, 2008

Masterchiefing

Verb; When one breaks up his or her weed on the case of any game in the Halo series. i.e. Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, etc.

DOOOOOOODE, we totally broke up some DANK ASS SHIT on Halo 3 last night and we were Masterchiefing the fuck out of it!

Masterchiefing by BITTERwork May 14, 2011

masterchief1717

A man who has the best in anime and manga, and will never miss in his life

Guy1- ong it’s masterchief1717

Guy2- you mean god?

masterchief1717 by masterchief1717 April 7, 2021

masterchiefpuju

One of the best players in the games halo and modern warfare series.

Damn masterchiefpuju is crazy he just sniped that dude out of a moving ghost.

Masterchiefpuju is the masterchief.

Masterchiefpuju must suck at call of duty..... wait never mind he killed me.

masterchiefpuju by Solankill November 27, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026