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Massive tits. big boobs
Dayum dude, she's got some massitss on her
massits by TheDoctor09 July 16, 2016
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massissi 

it's haitian for gay
homo passes by....

joe-fuckin massissi !!!

john-ou ni pou briler moun yo!!!
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Massissippi 

The residential/suburban regions in Massachusetts outside of the I-495 beltway around Boston, characterized by isolated housing developments, a lack of cultural activities and social interactions.
I relocated for my girlfriend's PhD studies, but I had a hard time meeting meeting new people out in Massissippi.
Massissippi by ebeez June 1, 2009

Massiesterbating 

The act of masturbating involving a neck tie, door handle and a broomstick. Climax can be achieved using any/all variations.
"I am going to massiesterbate so hard when I get home from the clinic."
"Honey, where did you put the broomstick?!? I can't get massiesterbating without my supplies!!"
Massiesterbating by ThisGuyOverHere December 23, 2014
To be prejudice against some one of a certain mass or weight. Like being sexist or racist
Kassandra: OMG that girl is so fat! I could never hang out with someone like that.

Railey: sshhh Kass ur being so massist!
Massist by timmiehoe January 19, 2009
Massive Assets smooshed together into a more efficient version i.e. Massive tits, breasts, funbags, motorboats.
That woman over there has the Massets to make every girl in this bar jealous and make the men swoon.
Massets by Geo_ox July 23, 2010
a person who discriminates people because of weight.
Some people think the idea of fat people having to pay more for a plane ticket is massist.
massist by julia3230632 September 15, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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