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Madam Margrave

A complete asshole. He is a pervert. Drinks children's tears.
Gosh he tried to hit on every girl there he's such a Madam Margrave.
Madam Margrave by Farquad Starsquad November 22, 2014

Musgrave 

Irish last name, means you're a beast, and able to handle your alcohol. Prone to fighting, and wearing kilts.
"Dude you see that guy over there? He looks like a Musgrave"
"Fuck your right, what a badass!"
Musgrave by Smokes McGee January 20, 2009

Bloodmouse Mass-Grave 

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.
One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

Story Musgrave 

(Before continuing below, please note that, YES, this is REAL, and NO, this is NOT made up).

The greatest human being of the 20th century.

Apart from being a six-time space shuttle voyager (the only one...ever), and flying 17,700 hours in 160 different types of military and civilian aircraft, of which 7,500 hours were jets, he's also a decorated marine who served in Korea, Japan, and Hawaii and later as an instrument technician, an aviation electrician, and an aircraft crew chief. Being an accomplished parachutist, he's also made more than 800 free-falls (over 100 which were purely experimental).

On top of this, Story Musgrave was also a mathematician, a chemist, an artist, who had an MBA in operations analysis and computer programming, an MFA in literature, and was also a heart surgeon and National Heart Institute Fellow. He was also a a professor of physiology and biophysics who authored twenty five scientific papers in the areas of aerospace medicine and physiology, temperature regulation, exercise physiology, and clinical surgery. Oh, and by the way, he also designed over 300 tools for the Hubble Telescope, AND the space suit that astronauts use for space walks.

In his spare time he is a public speaker, a landscape architect, and a consultant to both Disney's Imagineering group and Applied Minds in California. I would have included all of his life's accomplishments but it would have taken me many centuries to document, so here's just a small glimpse.
I can't believe that when you ask young people who they look up to these days, they throw out names like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus instead of Story freakin' Musgrave.

It's disgusting how more people care about a celebrity's sexuality, than Story Musgrave's opinion on the castration of the space program.
To know that you're not as smart as someone else, to be struck by the intelligence of another
Patrick was deeply misgraven by Shawn.
misgraven by Lori Queirolo July 22, 2006

massdriven 

Massachusetts best car forum. made up of all types of car enthtusiats. a common place to talk about cars and feel apart of an organization
Massdriven.com is the best forum on the web
massdriven by Raven77 August 28, 2008