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maskatron 

The name given to someone who, as a result of ingesting a large amount of MDMA, is suffering from facial contortions that resemble those of a sub-human spastic.
Guy in pub: Arite mate you look fucked?!
Other guy: Ay, pure maskatron.
maskatron by anders the jew May 16, 2008
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MaKaroni 

We don’t know who let a monkey in the kitchen but it made mac and cheese with tuna in it. Named it MaKaroni
I tried that MaKaroni in the morning. It was fucking disgusting
MaKaroni by Rampa1ge October 5, 2021

Massaroni 

A term for RDming in Gmod
Wow, he committed massaroni
Massaroni by Toasty787 June 25, 2017

mangatron 

When somebody is talking forever and they never shut up...
1. God Darwin..your such a mangatron!
mangatron by SoljahOfFate June 9, 2005

Miskatonic University 

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
Miskatonic University by vanishingly February 25, 2021

MakkaroniSenpai

Is a person or a creature that will farm alot without payment and wont have a free will. You can use it like minion. If you call someone a MakkaroniSenpai then he will lose his free will and must do it.
Hey can you farm something ?
No.
Do it you fucking MakkaroniSenpai.
Ok...
MakkaroniSenpai by FluufyRacoon February 12, 2022

maskronuts 

People that cannot accept that masks are no longer required for air travel.
While most passengers celebrated the end of the mandatory mask mandate on airplanes, the maskronuts freaked out!
maskronuts by Crackerguy April 19, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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