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macaroni meat mountain
A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
macaroni meat mountain by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009
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macaroni noises
A reference to an old vine:
*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019
Macaroniously
ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee
1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.
2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.
2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."
--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
Macaroniously by hobocamp August 12, 2009
Macaroni Magic
To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
Macaroni Magic by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017
96 Macraroni Style
Man 1: Hey dude I 96 Macraroni styled my grill yesterday.
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice
96 Macraroni Style by TheMacraroniKid November 14, 2016
macaroni monster
Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.
Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
macaroni monster by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016