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Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.
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Mongatron 

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders
"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"
Mongatron by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

dankatron 

an expression used to denote exactly how dank a situation really is
Me: Yo B-fawlz I got them shrooms you wanted
Brendan: Dankatron!
dankatron by ginseng March 3, 2008

MaKaroni 

We don’t know who let a monkey in the kitchen but it made mac and cheese with tuna in it. Named it MaKaroni
I tried that MaKaroni in the morning. It was fucking disgusting
MaKaroni by Rampa1ge October 5, 2021

Manathon 

A woman dating man after man without a break in between.
That girl just dumped me for another guy, she is doing a manathon.
Manathon by -xRobyn Banks February 18, 2009