4 definitions by Crackerguy
While most passengers celebrated the end of the mandatory mask mandate on airplanes, the maskronuts freaked out!
by Crackerguy April 20, 2022
Using the COVID-19 virus as an excuse to not see people, when the real reason is that they simply don't like them.
Some people are not permitting grandparents and grandchildren to see each other after months of quarantine, COVIDcing them that is "for their own good," when the reality is that they just don't like their in-laws.
by Crackerguy June 12, 2020
maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.
I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.
by Crackerguy June 10, 2020
Protesters committing criminal acts while wearing a surgical mask, claiming it was for health reasons, when it was actually to conceal their faces so they could not be identified.
As the mask-a-raiders were looting the store and starting fires, they claimed their masks were to prevent the spread of COVID-19, when the truth was that they were actually worn to conceal their identity from the security cameras.
by Crackerguy June 17, 2020