vanishingly's definitions

#notallmen

A hashtag used to indicate one’s aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.

I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

pluggy

(adj) the feeling of constipation after receiving anal sex.

I’m feeling pluggy after meeting up with the guys last night.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

puppetry

(1) Sexual skill or prowess with the fingers inside an orifice, or
(2) Such an act, performed skillfully.

She does some great puppetry.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.

I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.

by vanishingly February 25, 2021

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 6, 2022

portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024