vanishingly's definitions

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 6, 2022

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021

pluggy

(adj) the feeling of constipation after receiving anal sex.

I’m feeling pluggy after meeting up with the guys last night.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

puppetry

(1) Sexual skill or prowess with the fingers inside an orifice, or
(2) Such an act, performed skillfully.

She does some great puppetry.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

#notallmen

A hashtag used to indicate one’s aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.

I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.

I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.

by vanishingly February 25, 2021