(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.
by vanishingly February 22, 2021
1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
by vanishingly February 28, 2021
by vanishingly February 23, 2021
(adjective)
1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.
2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.
2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
by vanishingly February 23, 2021
A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
by vanishingly February 26, 2021