Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
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Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.
I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.
by vanishingly February 22, 2021
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baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.
by vanishingly February 28, 2021
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portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.
We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.
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Finger licking good

(adjective)

1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.

2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
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#notallmen

A hashtag used to indicate one’s aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.
I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen
by vanishingly February 23, 2021
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Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
by vanishingly February 26, 2021
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