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An Indian Negro that has a black belt
Dude that guy is such a Masem
masem by KittyRabbi December 24, 2015
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Malemudas 

A pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. Malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. Malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unisex names, or any combination of these.
Jessica: See that barista over there?

Ariel: Which one?

Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.

Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.
Malemudas by DariaMorgendorffer January 4, 2013
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Maser City 

A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.
Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.
Maser City by ShinCookie August 10, 2016

young mase 

a person who hoops in basketball and a wannabe nba player who doesn't pay attention and messes around alot
young mase by young ice cube May 9, 2022
This name Masego is of African Tswana origin. The meaning of Masego is "blessings". Masego is generally used as a girl's name. She is said to be a caring, beautiful and kind person. She chooses to see the good in people and has a pure soul. Don't be fooled by her calm, sweet and funny personality though because she feels things on a deeper level than most but will never show you. Which also means that you don't want to be on her bad side because she can be very cold when she wants to be. She has clever solutions to problems based on her sharp perception.She is clear about what she wants without being aggressive. She does not betray the trust of others and always does what she says she will do.
"Do you know Masego?"
"Of course I know Masego, she has helped me with a lot."
Masego by Informative me November 22, 2021
A muscular black Muslim man who was commonly referred to as Maseh Essa by the leader of the Ayyubid Dynasty, Saladin (Yusuf ibn Ayyub ibn Shadi,) in the late 12th century.
There's an individual called Maseh, I bully him everyday - Yousuf.

rich maserati 

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"
rich maserati by Formyguap April 18, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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