mary magdelen
the whore that jesus saved and probably had a kid with and DEFINATLY had sex with.....she kicked ass
mary magdelen by mary m of suburbia June 4, 2005
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Mary Magdalen Fetish
The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.
Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"
Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
Mary Magdalen Fetish by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
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Mary Magdalene
A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.
Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."
John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."
Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"
John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."
Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"
Mary Magdalene by W!cKeD July 31, 2009
mary magdalene
woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny
mary magdalene by anonymoussss June 28, 2005
Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School
The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.
Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene
Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene
I Have 6 quizzes/tests on the last 6.5 days of school because My school (Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School) Sucks ASS!!!!
Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School by STMMSUCKS November 9, 2012
Mary Magdalene
Mary Magdalene by jim May 1, 2005
Mary Magdalene
1: "Dude, I met Mary Magdalene last night... it was out of this world."
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"
Mary Magdalene by Bringer of Mary August 5, 2011
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