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Best person in the world! She loves to have fun, but knows when to be serious. She is attracted to men who wear glasses and speedos, often at the same time. She prefers the speedos to be glittery or animal print. Her favorite Singer is Ke$ha because Ke$ha lets her drop it like its hot. She has an awesome sense of humor, and is attracted to guys that can make her laugh. She's a saint.
Did you see Magdalene checking out that guy in the banana hammock?

Virgin Mary was a Magdalene.
by iaoaojo July 31, 2011
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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an obnoxious fun loving girl(usually with natural red hair) who loves to smoke weed and have sex all the time.
enjoys a great time
and partys with her friends like its her job.
Dooood i totally wanna pull a magdalene tonight!
by caitlynnn. July 02, 2008
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a girl whos nocternal and has a dirty mind and is weird
magdalene is a pedofile who likes to rape boys who are going into grade 6
by ajsnkdnksanfdasf June 30, 2006
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