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Magdalene 

Best person in the world! She loves to have fun, but knows when to be serious. She is attracted to men who wear glasses and speedos, often at the same time. She prefers the speedos to be glittery or animal print. Her favorite Singer is Ke$ha because Ke$ha lets her drop it like its hot. She has an awesome sense of humor, and is attracted to guys that can make her laugh. She's a saint.
Did you see Magdalene checking out that guy in the banana hammock?

Virgin Mary was a Magdalene.
Magdalene by iaoaojo July 31, 2011
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magdalene 

an obnoxious fun loving girl(usually with natural red hair) who loves to smoke weed and have sex all the time.
enjoys a great time
and partys with her friends like its her job.
Dooood i totally wanna pull a magdalene tonight!
magdalene by caitlynnn. July 2, 2008

magdalene 

a girl whos nocternal and has a dirty mind and is weird
magdalene is a pedofile who likes to rape boys who are going into grade 6
magdalene by ajsnkdnksanfdasf September 5, 2008

Magdalene complex 

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.
"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."

Magdalene/ molly 

black fucking nigger who is blacker then the words that im typing right now.
oh my god magdalene/ molly so damn black
Magdalene/ molly by foenem slaya November 21, 2021

Harry Magdalene 

the act of rubbing a woman's feet with one's beard.

*This is not to be confused with the male-on-male version, the "Dirty Harry Magdalene."
Josh told me that Sarah had cute feet so he gave her a Harry Magdalene.
Harry Magdalene by Joshua Longsack December 24, 2013

The Dirty Magdalene 

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.
The Dirty Magdalene by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007
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