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Depressed, shit-house, feeling down. A UK term. As referred to in a couple popular songs by the Arctic Monkeys and Radiohead.
When I'm feeling marty bum I crack open a beer
marty bum by Johan22 October 5, 2006
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mardy bum 

Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.

Also a arctic monkeys song.
person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"

person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"
mardy bum by Greg Hartley, April 27, 2006

mardy bum 

1) A song by the Arctic Monkeys, who are a band from Sheffield, UK. The song is about the lead-singer's ex-girlfriend.

2) A fansite dedicated to the above band - www.mardy-bum.com

3) A collection of mardy and bum, someone who moans when they don't get their own way and yet don't do anything for themselves.
She's a right mardy bum!
mardy bum by Fred88 August 28, 2008

Mardy bum 

Her: so what’s that mardy bum...

Everyone: looks at Thomas Forshaw
Mardy bum by Wordyworms March 20, 2019

mardy bum 

A girl with whom you would participate in anal sex with. Originating from the acronym M.A.W.U.D.B. Exclaimed when the girl is mentioned or seen.

Can be subsituted by any string of lyrics from the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name.
"Sean look at that girl over there"
"Mardy bum, mate"
mardy bum by Thelads January 18, 2007

matty bumble 

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.
Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.
matty bumble by Cougs75 June 29, 2018
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