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A wonderful young woman with a heart of gold. Kind, honest and very down to earth. Always speaks her mind and stands by her principles. Phenomenal lover. Her beauty outshines the sun. All the men want her and all the ladies want to be her! Never has her own lighter.
Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!

If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!

What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!
martese by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016
Words you can keep
(noun) The Black One with joy or “Blackie”.
Look guys I’m smiling like Martese, wearing blackface.
Martese by AlBeYours July 4, 2019
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maltesers 

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate
- Yo pass me those Maltesers
maltesers by THe_RZA May 22, 2005
Marlese is the girl that everyone looks up to. She's beautiful in everyway and if anyone makes fun of Marlese she would shake it off and laugh with you. Strong and fearless.
"Going to the movies?"

"The movies?"

"Ya Marlese invited the whole class!"

"Doesn't surprise me!"
Marlese by Thehockeylife January 4, 2015
Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!
Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.
martene by Lightbeam March 3, 2017

The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

Maltese Falcon 

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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