martese

A wonderful young woman with a heart of gold. Kind, honest and very down to earth. Always speaks her mind and stands by her principles. Phenomenal lover. Her beauty outshines the sun. All the men want her and all the ladies want to be her! Never has her own lighter.

Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!

If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!

What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016

Martese

(noun) The Black One with joy or “Blackie”.

Look guys I’m smiling like Martese, wearing blackface.

by AlBeYours July 4, 2019

maltesers

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate

- Yo pass me those Maltesers

by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

Marlese

Marlese is the girl that everyone looks up to. She's beautiful in everyway and if anyone makes fun of Marlese she would shake it off and laugh with you. Strong and fearless.

"Going to the movies?"

"The movies?"

"Ya Marlese invited the whole class!"

"Doesn't surprise me!"

by Thehockeylife January 4, 2015

martene

Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!

Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.

by Lightbeam March 3, 2017

The Marteen Principle

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"

Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

by eduardo628 January 1, 2012

Maltese Falcon

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall

Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.

by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon June 23, 2008