marrkus

a retarded guy that loves mexicans, such as a morgan. but also loves to tool with others. supposedly. he also has many best friends.

marrkus fell in a hole

by asdfhklj;lkjwoierwrqrqrqrq March 15, 2009

MARKUSS

SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND

MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.

by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008

Markus

The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.

I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like

by Aol inc. June 19, 2008

Markus

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?

by TotalyNotMarkus August 21, 2013

Markus

A man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. He has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. He is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. He always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. He is the best friend and lover anyone could have. It's even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!

Angel: Markus is the most amazing person in the universe !

by ADM201101 August 14, 2011

Markus Sigfridson

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.

"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."

by Joel Mascinator June 15, 2004

Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.

Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down

by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015