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One of the oldest and most physical sports around. Warning if you can't take a hit and has no balls this is not the sport for you baseball is the sport for you because baseball is a sport created for pussies that can't get hit because if they do there gonna cry and call for there mommies. That's not what lacrosse players do when they get hit multiple times. Lacrosse is a sport that you have work your ass off to get better were baseball you just have to throw, catch, and just swing at the right time explains how a lot of baseball players are fat as fuck. Plus lacrosse player are probably some of the most smartest athletes there are. Most baseball go to straight to the minors or drops out of college. This also explains why a lot of baseball players are drug addicts. This explains how lacrosse is better and the lacrosse players that play in the pros might not get as much money. But the pro guys don't play for the money they play for the love of the game. That's what makes lacrosse special. For all you baseball players that thinks lacrosse is gay go suck a dick.
I play baseball and I like to suck dicks and not get my ass kicked.

I play lacrosse and I play one of the most manliest sports alive I don't play any pussie sports like baseball I think they need to grow a pair.
by Proper_Matt15 July 10, 2015
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the only sport where rich white people can be the best players in the world
lacrosse is the only sport where a guy from Chevy Chase, MD can be the best in the world. soft
by George Hugueley July 13, 2011
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A sport for the UN-athetically gifted. Not a real sport, a joke sport for the kids who can't play football and think they are hardcore
My waterboy in football was a lacrosse player. He couldn't even put the cups out right.

I made the C football team, so I tried lacrosse, now im hardcore and think im a badass.
by Thebossdude July 16, 2011
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Because you didn't play football
Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse
by WOWOMGLAZERS January 30, 2011
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A spring sport for kids that cant hit a curve ball
Lacrosse. ..its like soccer and hockey had a baby
by Hardigan April 02, 2017
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A sport that is only played by white, privileged douchebags
Guy: "Hey man do you play any sports?
Douche: "Yea broski, lacrosse!"
Guy: "Wow, you're a real douche."
by jimmer346 June 14, 2015
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Full of dbags that hate on baseball all the time
Lax bro: baseball sucks, lacrosse for life
Lax bro 2: ya dude
by nick1100 June 01, 2012
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