markus

the sexiest, lengest, nicest, tallest, fittest guy ever. he has the biggest dick and is the best in bed. he is the best boyfriend in the world
markus ur so fucking lengg
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Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.
"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
by BootyLickinMark June 08, 2006
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eww it`s Markus he has so big ears
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a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.
by konsky March 17, 2019
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boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”
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Markus

The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like
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Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.
That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?
by TotalyNotMarkus August 16, 2013
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