MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
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A very shy person. Can’t pronounce the letter 's'. Most likely originating from an Arabic country. Likes to watch gay porn and acts sus.
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A very shy person. Can’t pronounce the letter 's'. Most likely originates from an Arabic country. Watches gay porn and acts very sus.
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