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marmasoot 

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.
I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!
marmasoot by Thomas DB July 30, 2008
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mamasota 

a really hot woman; a woman with a slammin body. it sometimes means that she is voluptuous or has a big butt, like amazon. often said as a piropo.
"esa mamasota me tiene fundio."
mamasota by anasota January 4, 2008

Mamasota 

A woman who is absolutely stunning, who’s personality speaks volumes. More volumes than just her looks. Looks, play a part, but the personality is what’s more attractive.
Wow, she has so much going for herself and her attitude is so positive, what a Mamasota.
Mamasota by YerrrPodcast March 17, 2022

marmagoose 

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010

Marmagooch 

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.
Chris is such a Marmagooch
Marmagooch by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006
a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so
'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
marmatoot by Joe May 19, 2004

marmaloon 

marmaloon is the smartest man in the world, also he is the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful human being you have ever had the privelidge of knowing. also a type of cookie made in the 1880's in border areas between Maine and New Brunswick, but it fell into disuse after the Aroostook maple syrup rebellion.
marmaloon
marmaloon by marmaloonbabushka February 22, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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