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marmasoot 

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.
I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!
marmasoot by Thomas DB July 30, 2008
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mamasota 

a really hot woman; a woman with a slammin body. it sometimes means that she is voluptuous or has a big butt, like amazon. often said as a piropo.
"esa mamasota me tiene fundio."
mamasota by anasota January 4, 2008

Mamasota 

A woman who is absolutely stunning, who’s personality speaks volumes. More volumes than just her looks. Looks, play a part, but the personality is what’s more attractive.
Wow, she has so much going for herself and her attitude is so positive, what a Mamasota.
Mamasota by YerrrPodcast March 17, 2022

marmagoose 

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010

Marmagooch 

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.
Chris is such a Marmagooch
Marmagooch by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006
a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so
'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
marmatoot by Joe May 19, 2004

marmaloon 

marmaloon is the smartest man in the world, also he is the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful human being you have ever had the privelidge of knowing. also a type of cookie made in the 1880's in border areas between Maine and New Brunswick, but it fell into disuse after the Aroostook maple syrup rebellion.
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marmaloon by marmaloonbabushka February 22, 2010