Marmadoo 

A lady that is as real as they come. Very blunt, the definition of a bad bitch(and she doesn't even know it) humble, loyal, respectful, and respected. Her body and mind add to how beautifully distracting she is.

One day I hope be half the lady as Marmadoo.

Marmadoo by Miss Marmadoo December 23, 2021

marmasoot 

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.

I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!

marmasoot by Thomas DB July 30, 2008

Marmadouche 

An escalated version of the term douche or douche-bag. Origins from the comic strip Marmaduke because it is super lame and dumb.

Dude Jeremiah is such a Marmadouche.

Marmadouche by Paladin3005 March 5, 2012

marmagoose 

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them

"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"

marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010

MammaDoo

Word to describe a young african boxer or prize fighter.

One day the crowd will be chanting MAMMADOO!!

MammaDoo by Walter April 19, 2005

Marmagooch 

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.

Chris is such a Marmagooch

Marmagooch by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

marmatoot by Joe May 19, 2004