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Marmagooch

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.
Chris is such a Marmagooch
by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006
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Marmadouche

An escalated version of the term douche or douche-bag. Origins from the comic strip Marmaduke because it is super lame and dumb.
Dude Jeremiah is such a Marmadouche.
by Paladin3005 March 5, 2012
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marmagoose

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
by DE-crew February 4, 2010
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malagoochi

(1)The act of slapping a male friend in the genitals as a playful act of spontaneous violence.

(2)The necessary exclamation needed by the assbag after slapping a mate in the nuts.
Ha!! Malagoochi!!! (that simple)
by Eddy Smythe October 11, 2006
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mamalooch

the best, the cornerstone of something incredible, the strongest force among others
in the middle of the engineering group's K'nex brige was the mamalooch. The most intricate and strong part of the bridge, the mamalooch allowed the group to achieve a 95 on their project!
by Erik (the creator) GO CANES September 27, 2004
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mamamoochi

the mamamoochi had a lot of food on it and within it, but it still made me hot.
by urban language bandit January 17, 2005
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mamacoochie

my toe scum ;-)
by lovebirds October 19, 2003
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