darth maul

To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.

"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"

by eddyg November 16, 2007

marky mark

To place ones finger up ones own arse for pleasureable reasons!

"Hey guys i just couldn't get off properly today so i did a Marky Mark...sorted me right out!"

by Eddyg October 23, 2007