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markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.
Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.
by Mark March 31, 2005
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markelite

Markelite - mar-ke-lite (noun) A word conjured to describe an uber Markle fan after the marriage of Prince Henry of Wales, to the mattress actress, Meghan Markle of the United States and most recently of Toronto, Canada (whilst filming the cable television series "Suits) in 2018.

Markelites, found on social media, can be described as low information users, suspiciously void of education who are highly argumentative often suffering from delusions, rage, and insufficient knowledge of the British Monarchy and its machinations/protocol. Markelites are often aggressive, void of simplistic language skills and more often than not resort to foul language, name calling and using the race card if someone who actually has knowledge on the subject matter offers a differing opinion. They are known to dox people (revealing social media identities, residence, and employer) whilst threatening bodily injury to the person/persons who oppose their view. They claim to take the high road in the name of Meghan Markle and will go to extremes to make good on threats to the person/persons opposing their views. Markelites also show a "pack mentality" that often attack social media users in large groups on any platform that features Meghan Markle.
Markelites also known as Sugars, are a vicious lot. They are misinformed and are the true bullies of social media when discussing Meghan Markle and her inept qualities as a representative of the British Royal Family.
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Marinate

marinate (gaming term)

Used in games like Among Us or Mafia where you gain a player’s trust only to betray them later in the game.

Commonly used in Disguised Toast’s friend group, the player, usually named Toast (commonly referred as to as the best Among Us player) would gain a crewmates trust and get them to vouch for him only for him to kill them later.
Marinate example:

Valkyrae: No it’s not me! Talia don’t listen to him He is marinating you!

Talia: No, he was next to me the entire time I don’t know he could’ve killed?

Valkyrae was not the imposter...

@disgusiedtoast
by Amongusvibes October 18, 2020
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Markiplite

A loyal fan of popular YouTube "Let's Play"-er Markiplier, who currently posts videos under the name "markiplierGAME"
"You seen people's reactions to 'Amnesia' on YouTube? Funny stuff, dude."
"Hell yeah! Pewdiepie is the best! Bro-fist!"
"Nah man, I'm a Markiplite."
by SumMeUp November 21, 2012
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murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008
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marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.
Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!
by Ben April 5, 2005
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markitecture

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
by liotier February 26, 2010
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