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Katchn Markar
Katchn Markar by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Gamzee Makara
Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.
Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.
Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).
In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.
Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).
In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:
Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013
Margarida
Margarida is the best, most amazing, kindhearted, human being you will ever encounter in your life, she has the ability to move mountains with her heart, she finds happiness wherever she goes and knows how to make anyone smile, she will make an impression anyone she meets and she is always there for her friends, her name symbolizes joy in every sense of the word, besides the inner beauty a Margarida is also ridiculously beautiful and turns heads everywhere she goes, she is incredibly sexy while staying humble, she always looks beyond pretty and Margarida is one of the very few on this planet where her inner beauty truly reflects outwards and anybody would be the luckiest person alive being with Margarida
hey, do you know Margarida?
of course I do! who doesn't? she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!
of course I do! who doesn't? she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!
Margarida by Smartboi28 July 18, 2018
Gamzee Makara
Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012
Mary-Margaret
A girl who is tired of having her name misspelled and only finding pictures of old ladies and that one chick from "Once Upon A Time" when she searches her name. Also, how hard is it to say "Mary-Margaret", like, is it really so long that you have to complain about saying it? And NO! Margaret is not her middle name! There is a hyphen, STOP saying it's her middle name. THis will make her hate you. ALSO, STOP SPELLING MARGARET "MARGART" LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret by whyismylifelikethis May 7, 2018
Margaretha
Margaretha in Greek is a pearl. Margaretha is a beautiful woman who is motherly and likes to help others. they have sensitive properties that also protect the feelings of others. You are lucky if you have friends like this.
Margaretha by Santha nichole October 1, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.