1 definition by whyismylifelikethis
A girl who is tired of having her name misspelled and only finding pictures of old ladies and that one chick from "Once Upon A Time" when she searches her name. Also, how hard is it to say "Mary-Margaret", like, is it really so long that you have to complain about saying it? And NO! Margaret is not her middle name! There is a hyphen, STOP saying it's her middle name. THis will make her hate you. ALSO, STOP SPELLING MARGARET "MARGART" LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
by whyismylifelikethis February 22, 2018