maritimus

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you acting very maritimus

by yeetusdatfetus September 5, 2022

Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

Martinus

Martinus is usually a really sweet and caring guy! He is always there for you, when you need him the most. Martinus is also usually really good looking, and all the girls love him! Martinus is also smart and athletic person.

Person 1: Wow, who is that hot guy over there?
Person 2: It's Martinus!

by Jokutyttö123 April 2, 2018

Marcus and Martinus

A twin pop group from Norway. Born on February 21, 2002 in Elverum Norway. When they were around they were 10 they won a singing competition called MGPjr, and thought their fandom would die out, but it really just grew. In about 2015 they released their Norwegian single "Leah" which their fans loved. Later in the year they released their first big hit song "Elektrisk" which got in the top charts in about 3 different countries. After they released a Norwegian album "Hei" A year passed and they decided to released in 2016 an English album, "Together" so people in all different counties could understand. That album boomed in the top charts in different countries, featuring different artists and a more tech feel. In November of 2017 they are releasing another album "Moments" in English which from the looks of the singles they have released will be a big success. All their fans have big hope and faith that they will do great in the future. Also fuck off all the haters, they are freakin 15 (at the time I am writing this) and they already have a successful music career, and look what you have done, NOTHING! SO DON'T GIVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!

Marcus and Martinus are so talented, they are my biggest inspiration. I really wish I could meet them.

by usammer October 22, 2017

mauritius

location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green

OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"

by handed July 18, 2011

Maritimesexual

A sexy man who dresses in turtlenecks, short-brimmed hats, rain boots and has a ruggedly sensual beard, typically smoking a pipe

Everyone can tell Jeff was a maritimesexual by his sea-swept hair, fondness of the open sea and occasionally belting out a sea shanty.

by Druminator January 15, 2015

Marcus and Martinus

Marcus and Martinus are Norwegian singers with lots of fans who love and support them, they were born on 21/2/2002, they have amazing merch and they always drop awesome music to make fans happy! They started their career in 2012 with a little bit of fans yet now they're very famous with million of fans all over the world! <3

Someone: do you know Marcus and Martinus?

Me: yes! They're the best singers ever!

by Mac_and_tinus_my_heart December 3, 2019