marie kondo

Verb. To yeet something or someone that doesn't spark joy

My anxiety gremlin didn't spark joy so I marie kondo 'd that shit out of my brain!

by Kijinii November 24, 2019

Marie Kondo’d

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy

Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him

by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

to Marie Kondo

(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.

My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!

I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.

by mattiecakes92 July 27, 2019

Mariekondo

The Japanese sensation of tidying and decluttering that’s sweeping the world. To Mariekondo is to lay everything out, thanking items for their service, discarding most of the stuff and then organizing the remaining ones.

I finally made my boyfriend mariekondo his junk in my bedroom!

by Cahoodle January 23, 2019

Mariekondo'd

Getting robbed of everything you have.

He came home after work only to find that he'd been mariekondo'd by burglers some time during the day.

by sadfjlkdasdfsdadsafrankomaneuv November 9, 2020

mariekondo'd

to be robbed of everything

He came home from work only to find he'd been mariekondo'd by a burglar.

by sadfjlkdasdfsdadsafrankomaneuv November 9, 2020