(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.
My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!
I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.
The Japanese sensation of tidying and decluttering that’s sweeping the world. To Mariekondo is to layeverything out, thanking items for their service, discarding most of the stuff and then organizing the remaining ones.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.