maria.b 

sweet,kind and caring will always be nice to u and treat u well.

maria.b . . . . is the kindest person you will ever meet.

maria.b by ss.simmo555 June 10, 2024

Maria B. 

Greek, Cute, hysterical, hilarious and perverted.

"I have a .... on my body"
- Maria B.

Maria B.'s laugh, orgasm and cramp sounds the same

"Don't mess with a greek person, you will be knocked out"
- Maria B.

Maria B. punches people when the say something funny

Maria B's life story: Youtube: my big fat greek wedding best bits

Maria B. by The-smart-guy July 14, 2011

Maria Brown 

The perfect girl. Nuff said.

"I am madly in love with Maria Brown!!!"

Maria Brown by asldfjwnvsoidfioewj November 19, 2012

Maria Brink 

The lead singer of the metal band In This Moment.

Maria Brink has a dog named Twinkle.

Maria Brink by Alina Lamarre April 22, 2017

maria beatriz 

The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars. They tend to be very smart and funny. Everyone likes girls with this name, because they are such good friends.

"Just met this sexy and smart girl called Maria Beatriz."

maria beatriz by flarggerberg October 29, 2014

maria bamford 

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009

maria butyrskaya

N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)

Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).

I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.

maria butyrskaya by OStar May 28, 2006