marffle

To fart into a rolled up towel so as not to let your boyfriend (or rarely girlfriend) know that you fart.

Stacy went into the bathroom every night before bed and marffled. Greg was none the wiser.

by carlimike November 16, 2011

maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

marfleflarf!

A slang term for motherfucker

As he stubbed his toe on a table he yelled marfleflarf! in pain

by TokFox January 3, 2016

Maffle

To confuse or mumble your words.

He's an Assassin of a wordsmith:) Maffle in solitude though:)

by Magilymaffle January 30, 2010

Maffle

A word to describe massive waffle. Needed when someone says so much shit your mind is blown

That explanation was nothing but maffle.

She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....

I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle

by Richael October 23, 2012

Mafflelox

Scouse guys who chat so much bollox that they lie about everything and anything. This can include lying about women they fucked to the weather!

Hey mate I fucked this hot girl last and came deep inside her while out doors in the park, it was such a hot day not a cloud in the sky...... mate you was on face book saying your at your nans and the weather forecast shows that it’s been pissing down with rain and will do for the rest of the week stop chatting so much mafflelox ffs

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

marfle

the action of hitting a part of your body in a way that your nerves seem to do a hard reset. (stubbing your toe, hitting your funny bone, etc.)

"Hey man hows it go- OWW! I just marfled!"
"What?"
"I marfled! I hit my elbow!"
"Oh, you hit your funny bone?"
"I'm not a child Steven, the proper term is marfling your elbow."
"Hmm. I've never heard that word before. So, why's you come and see me?"
"Oh yeah. WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK?"

by That0ne_User July 10, 2023