maffled
maffled by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010
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muffleduff
someone who lives up to every stereotype that is connected to his ethnic background. his actions make people from his ethnicity resent him and their own ethnicity.
That Jewish guy keeps complaining he makes me resent Jews even though I am one... He is such a muffleduff!
muffleduff by oohree January 20, 2009
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muffleduff
muffleduff by Liam Mason February 4, 2008
Cock Muffled
The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth
Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"
Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"
Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
Cock Muffled by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008
savagely muffled
Female who is in the know: You look tired. Why are you so tired? *giggles*
Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."
Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."
savagely muffled by mystical777girl November 21, 2010
Muff Muffled
Muff Muffled by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009
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