maffled 

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

maffled by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

muffleduff

someone who lives up to every stereotype that is connected to his ethnic background. his actions make people from his ethnicity resent him and their own ethnicity.

That Jewish guy keeps complaining he makes me resent Jews even though I am one... He is such a muffleduff!

muffleduff by oohree January 20, 2009

muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

muffleduff by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

Cock Muffled by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

savagely muffled 

Being savagely muffled indicates you are a male who has recieved some very hot and/or rough sex.

Female who is in the know: You look tired. Why are you so tired? *giggles*

Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."

savagely muffled by mystical777girl November 21, 2010

miffled 

A little offended, a little confused.

Miffed + Baffled = Miffled.

A malaprop from "Made in America," the final episode of The Sopranos. Tony offers Paulie a promotion, but Paulie doesn't accept right away. Tony is a little miffled.

"Lots of people are miffled about the final episose of the Sopranos."

miffled by ItsNotMe July 9, 2007

Muff Muffled 

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

Muff Muffled by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009