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a tiny little ski hill near windsor, nova scotia. the lack of vertical, real snow and just size in general makes martock the victim of many jokes.
known for 'the martock breakfast', snowboarders that hate skiers and 'the shack'.
martock is addictive, especially for the regulars and instructors, who never really seem to leave.

"what are the conditons like?"
"bullet proof surface with edge deep pow."

"martock is like my boyfriend/girlfriend. i can ride it all day and it's all that occupies my mind. i miss it when i'm away from it and i get jealous when other people spend time with it if i'm not there"

"seriously, catching 'the shack' is worse than a std"

martock by just a regular February 11, 2008

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Martock

A small village in Somerset.Well known for its excellent community's and banging takeaways.

"Bloody he'll man I'm starving, where can i get a bite to eat?"
"I would grab a kebab from martock and some chips"
"You know the tings"

Martock by Dnsnsnsn April 20, 2020

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martocci

Very strong italian last name. Mafia related.

the Martocci's are italian

martocci by Lindz G January 14, 2008

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Martucky

A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.

"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?

Martucky by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011

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MartoSkelly

Usually a BIG Gamer! Obviusly he has a GIANT dick and a six pack. He gets all the chicks.

-Fakafo: I got a MartoSkelly as a boyfriend
-GamerBrothers: You're so lucky
-Fakafo

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mattocks

The most beautiful girl on the planet she is soooo cool that she is to cool for school and doesn't go out of her bed room unless its for school I guess and for food.

Mattocks to cool

mattocks by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017

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marcock

marcock by marcockian December 26, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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