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The best mortem player ever totally don't question me on that plz don't 1v1 or I will cri. If you beat me your haxoring. I 5-0 E_le even though we never 1v1'd. Also Golden Hydras is a bitch.
Noob_man42069: Who is marcatboi?

Devgamez: Only the hottest and best trooper we have here at League of Mortem.
He can 5-0 E_le even though he has never fought him.
marcatboi by Nerdiest boy. May 10, 2021
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mrcatbilly 

Mrbobbilly's cat, also has a big dong, hates chloe
mrcatbilly fuck you Chloe go kys

Chloe nah
mrcatbilly by Mrcatbilly January 19, 2022
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Marcation 

Verb: Used to describe a goal or an objective
Example: Yo I know you see that baddie over there definitely some marcation for you bruh

Example 2: Yo this years marcation.. gotta get that bag ya herrrrr
Marcation by Zaphoenix July 27, 2024
In 2025 fuckbois roam the streets named Marc. Notice the C at the end instead of the K. That's your first sign to beware. These guys will do everything and anything to sleep with you but make it not seem like it's about sex. Like the siren songs of old they use their money and resources to lure you in instead of their voice to trick their victims. Once a mating ritual has been completed they then begin to burrow themselves in your anus never leaving you be while simultaneously gaslighting you to make you feel guilty when you don't want to sleep with them again. Similar to parasites, vampires, and leeches they feed off your misfortune instead of blood. Only to reappear once your at your lowest attempting to complete another mating ritual that results in you not recognizing them as the fuckbois they are. If unsuccessful a temper tantrum will ensue as they begin their slow crawl out of you anus in the hopes of finding another victim by acting like their the victim of a bad relationship. They are the older brother of chads and brads, and cousin to kyles. Fathers and mothers tend to be named Kevin and Karen.
I gotta figure out how to get this MarcBoi out of my butt. He's in there deep and it's only getting worse
MarcBoi by PJohns3372 March 31, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026