When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023
When your house is clean and spotless but you made the mistake of inviting a 5'8 120lb Meghann over to the place and she strikes with the force of an F5 tornado. Leaving the house a nationally declared disaster zone and Fema funding is required to fix it.
by PJohns3372 February 13, 2025
A female passenger in your car whose always telling you that you drive too slow, your turning too fast, controls your radio, and generally critiques everything you do while driving. Often times calling you a grandpa when your in your mid 30s.
Meghanns such a side seat sally but won't drive the car herself. Just tells me im a grandpa behind the wheel all the time.
by PJohns3372 January 21, 2024
In 2025 fuckbois roam the streets named Marc. Notice the C at the end instead of the K. That's your first sign to beware. These guys will do everything and anything to sleep with you but make it not seem like it's about sex. Like the siren songs of old they use their money and resources to lure you in instead of their voice to trick their victims. Once a mating ritual has been completed they then begin to burrow themselves in your anus never leaving you be while simultaneously gaslighting you to make you feel guilty when you don't want to sleep with them again. Similar to parasites, vampires, and leeches they feed off your misfortune instead of blood. Only to reappear once your at your lowest attempting to complete another mating ritual that results in you not recognizing them as the fuckbois they are. If unsuccessful a temper tantrum will ensue as they begin their slow crawl out of you anus in the hopes of finding another victim by acting like their the victim of a bad relationship. They are the older brother of chads and brads, and cousin to kyles. Fathers and mothers tend to be named Kevin and Karen.
I gotta figure out how to get this MarcBoi out of my butt. He's in there deep and it's only getting worse
by PJohns3372 March 31, 2025
Having a threesome with a girl and their mom in a parked car while chain smoking a pack of cigarettes with the windows rolled up
by PJohns3372 May 07, 2019