In 2025 fuckbois roam the streets named Marc. Notice the C at the end instead of the K. That's your first sign to beware. These guys will do everything and anything to sleep with you but make it not seem like it's about sex. Like the siren songs of old they use their money and resources to lure you in instead of their voice to trick their victims. Once a mating ritual has been completed they then begin to burrow themselves in your anus never leaving you be while simultaneously gaslighting you to make you feel guilty when you don't want to sleep with them again. Similar to parasites, vampires, and leeches they feed off your misfortune instead of blood. Only to reappear once your at your lowest attempting to complete another mating ritual that results in you not recognizing them as the fuckbois they are. If unsuccessful a temper tantrum will ensue as they begin their slow crawl out of you anus in the hopes of finding another victim by acting like their the victim of a bad relationship. They are the older brother of chads and brads, and cousin to kyles. Fathers and mothers tend to be named Kevin and Karen.
I gotta figure out how to get this MarcBoi out of my butt. He's in there deep and it's only getting worse
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player: hey, do u train in this stop alot?
marcoer: ... (means nothing)
player: umm, are you there?
marcoer: ...
(*puff* random event comes up)
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player: you should use the event or else
marcoer: ...
(random event goes evil & marcoer doesn't die like its a halgram in rl )
marcoer: ... (means nothing)
player: umm, are you there?
marcoer: ...
(*puff* random event comes up)
marcoing-er: ...
player: you should use the event or else
marcoer: ...
(random event goes evil & marcoer doesn't die like its a halgram in rl )
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