marathing

A running race of a distance about which the speaker/author is not well-informed.

"Are you running that Marathing this weekend?"

"Well, it's a half-marathon."

"Oh, so it's a 5k Marathing?"

by marathingrunner February 20, 2018

Marathe Position

When a female sits on the toilet backwards to allow an unobstructed stream and back flow of urine to prevent irritation of the vulva.

Caitlin was having redness and itch to her vulva until she started practicing the Marathe Position when she pees.

by BabsRN May 15, 2024