marathonger

someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.

Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.

by cinematek July 3, 2004

marathonging

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours

Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.

by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009

Marathonversation

A conversation that lasts significantly longer than any party intended, and which may result in an unexpected dead cell phone or need to re-hydrate due to its surprising length.

There was hardly a topic we didn't talk about during last night's marathonversation, after which I had to charge my cell phone and re-hydrate.

by AwesomeGuy47 July 10, 2009

marathong

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.

"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009

Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009

Marathong

To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time

A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.

As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation

A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"

B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"

A: "That shit is nasty"

B: "Word"

by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020