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Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.
I remember mangling the midget to this video.

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Manslinger 

A "Manslinger" is a woman who dates/sleeps with many men, she's in control, she calls the shots, and she walks when she wants to (which is frequently). A Manslinger doesn't cling. She leaves the boys breathless and hanging, and it never takes long....her motto is "When you gotta go, you gotta go," and makes no apologies.
"That Manslinger's got the attention span of a gnat when it comes to the dick in her life. Just when a guy starts to get comfortable ... BAM! They're gone!"
Manslinger by Gatosgirl February 10, 2010
handling data sets as you query / fetch, rather than getting everything in one go then iterating over it
Hey dude, you're gonna get out of memory errors like that, you should be mandling it.
mandling by dtra82 October 20, 2008

misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means
Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

manilingus 

A man tucks his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style (creating a mangina), and then another man or possibly woman then proceeds to perform oral services around the mangina-area. Probably doesn't feel very sexually fulfilling, but is great for a story to tell at the bars and likely tickles.
After Jay tucked his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style, Silent Bob went down and performed manilingus on him in front of the Mooby's.
manilingus by Sam Oakleaf February 22, 2007