Manty hose 

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

Manty hose by HappyCappy September 3, 2011

manty hose 

Cyclist specific leg warmers

My manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.

manty hose by Dr. Codfish December 16, 2009

mantyhose

support "hose" for men. Rather than pantyhose that women wear.

My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.

My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.

mantyhose by oshimama March 10, 2009

Mantyhose

Pantyhose for men

Until I found mantyhose, I had a bitch of a time stuffing back my sack.

Mantyhose by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

Mannyhose 

Pantyhose for men.

"I love the way my mannyhose feel, friendo."

Mannyhose by Andy Vantana February 28, 2009

Mantyhose

1. When guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store

2. A really funny sight to witness

3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own

Girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?

Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size

Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight

Mantyhose by psychejive October 6, 2009

Mantyhose

Hosiery to hide my hammer.

I bought those mantyhose hoping they'd keep me warm for that cold day outside coming up, but wore them under my sweats & now I can finally go out in public and not worry about trying to conceal my dig ol bick from those often wandering eyes. My mantyhose hold the hammer right to my leg. Finally Shawn no longer has to constantly adjust his package

Mantyhose by MrWellenDowed December 9, 2023