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A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.
mantage by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007
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Manberged
to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate
"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."
maverage
A word believed to be coined in Auckland, New Zealand, combining the words "average", and "mat". "Average" denotes something of low or debased standard, while "mat" intensifies it.
maverage by snowhat3ir August 31, 2010
Mantervention
an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.
All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.
Mantervention by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010
Manberger's Syndrome
Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.
Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."
Manberger's Syndrome by Banana07 November 22, 2011
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matterate by conversition March 31, 2009