manswered

When a woman makes a statement that is wrong and needs to be corrected by a man.

Woman: I love dry braised green beans
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!

by All that is Man. February 7, 2014

Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

Manswers

Answers to the questions men want answered.

A few questions that need manswers:
How long can a guy survive on beer alone?
What's the best way to kill a bear?
Can you die from taking a dump?
Do boobs float?

by papa zaaaa November 22, 2007

Manswers

A science based answer to a question that would be of interest to the male race. Inspired by the hit television show on SPIKE TV "MANswers." The questions usually are sceience, sex, and/or violence based.

Man did you see last night's MANswers. They discussed the biggest boobs in the world.

by Wayne Sampson, SPIKE TV-land June 13, 2008

mastered

Mastered is a term used in the music and audio industries. It is usually a song that is in or at its final stage before mass production or sells.

A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.

hey be sure the mix has at least 3dB of headroom before we send it out to get mastered. He will bitch if has no headroom to work with

by impsick September 7, 2007

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

Herman Munstered

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.

Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!

by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006