manswer

A very manly answer.

Willy answered it like a man. The question was manswered.

by stephen September 27, 2005

Manswer

When a man answers a question even though he doesn’t know the answer.

1. I asked Joe what airport we were flying out of. He manswered Laguardia even though he didn’t know the answer.

2. Quit trying to manswer everything. You have no idea what you’re talking about!

by SpecialJr December 24, 2018

Manswer

The answer to a question that only a man would ask. Knowing the answer will score you points on your man card.

Question: What's the average bra size for women in the United States of America?

Manswer: 36C.

by theKabob December 1, 2007

manswer

1.) Answer(s) that can only be sought from a man. Generally manswers are initiated from one man and directed towards another man, and provide advice on a manly topic.

I have to talk to my bro to get some real manswers.

by Greyson January 4, 2008

manswer

A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.

She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."

He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."

by XXvsXY February 24, 2011

manswer

when a guy gives you a one word answer, on texting or IMing or myspace/facebook.

these are manswers:
IDK.
LOL.
Ya.
haha.
yep

by rawr rawr time March 1, 2009

Manswer

When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.

Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021