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Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018
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To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)
"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"
by Bob April 26, 2005
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Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!
by Bot_40 July 7, 2003
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monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
by sickbeats June 3, 2007
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Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011
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blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
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