A Mansore is similar to an STD that is carried by hairy gnome-like creatures but rather than the possibility of actual itching down-under your personality begins to rot. It is quite unfavorable to be struck by the mansore and it is very difficult to remove. One can often see them in infected individuals roaming around Boston alone at night thus causing ill-behavior and crashing social gatherings when undesired.
*Looks like that guy has a case of the mansore's
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*Oh crap, I've been texted by the one with mansore again, dont tell him about this party.
**I didn't he's already on his way though....
*Fuckkk...
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*Look, that gnome is wearing booty shorts. He must have mansore...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.