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Mansoored 

Pronounced (Man-Sewered)
The Act of Simultaneously performing an upper decker and dry dock in an unsuspecting enemy’s toilet.

1. Shutting the water off to the toilet then flush the toilet so the water is drained, then proceed to lay your work in the dry bowl

2. After laying atleast half your stool in the dry bowl you quickly relocate the rest of your business to the dry top tank.

3. Close up shop and leave the scene as fast as possible.
Yeah I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me but I mansoored her bathroom so she got the shit end of the stick!
Mansoored by Overweight Teller February 14, 2022
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Mansoor also pronounced Man-sore are usually very handsome and have brown eyes and dark hair. They usually are driven by knowledge and wisdom. He is very friendly and gets along with everyone. In a party, he is the LIFE OF THE PARTY!
"We need to have a party, lets find a Mansoor to help us throw it!
Mansoor by 90025 February 20, 2017
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After watching the matrix while high on weed, Johnny turned to his friends and said "Woooooooooooah duuuude, that was totally Mansoor!"
Mansoor by ShammyShou February 28, 2009
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
Mansoureh by Daneil's Dad September 5, 2018

mansoora 

mansoora is the sweetest girl out there. shes stronger than you probably think, even though her soul seems to be made of flowers. she has long dark hair and brown eyes. she is silent but is as strong as wind, you dont expect it but she can become a tornado if she so desires

she is more than she thinks and she deserves eveything this world has to offer and more. mansoora is a sun angel.
"have u seen mansoora? shes so beautiful... i think im falling in love"
mansoora by belleirina December 24, 2018
Mansoor also pronounced Man-sor usually= have brown eyes and dark hair

this nigga a whole ass clown but when you need somethin he always finna be there fo you
im bored as fuck someone call mansoor
mansoor by niggalations 69 May 19, 2021

mansooreh 

She is a beautiful girl with a logical mind .she is an artist too.she is so responsible.
Everyone loves mansooreh.but she loves scout laursen.
Mansooreh is one of the bests.
mansooreh by Ali0043 August 17, 2018
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