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Those fuckin underware that they give you in jail. Inmates rarely wear them but rather use them as night caps.
Inmate #1: Hey bitch, give me your mannys or its your life...
Inmate #2: You want my underware?
Inmate #1: Yea bitch! Give me your mannys!
(inmate #2 gives inmate #1 his dirty jail underware)
(inmate #1 smells them)
mannys by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008
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Manny Heffley 

Manny Heffley is a Columbian drug lord who has been on the run from the FBI since the 1990's. He has been illegally trading drugs across the US border since the 1980s and have earned at least up to $10 million us dollars. The FBI has been trying to track him down but to no avail.
It is unknown whether he is still alive
In other news the feared Columbian drug lord Manny Heffley's current status is unknown after being under hiding since the 2000's the FBI have still not tracked him down
Manny Heffley by anonymous October 4, 2021

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.
Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?
Manny Pardo by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

the manny will not be televised 

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

manny being manny 

1. Any behavior associated with baseball player Manny Ramirez acting foolishly.

2. A phrase used to replace an exclamation of apathy/a feeling of being content. Does not need to be a baseball related event.
EX 1:

Person 1: Oh man, I dropped a can of green beans on my foot. I think it might be broken!

Person 2: That's just Manny being Manny, baby.

EX 2:

Wife: Honey! I think I just ran over our cat! I'm pretty sure she's dead!

Husband: Manny being Manny!
manny being manny by KageGamer1 March 8, 2009

Die Mannschaft 

German for 'The Team' but is often used as a nickname for the German national football team.
Die Mannschaft by Badstuber December 16, 2011

manny the war pig 

a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig will attempt to win you over through free buffet dinners and easily detectable lies, when called out on these lies the war pig will back track and change subjects to another lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and may be the scientific creation of one Fidel Castro. ON average the war piglets take 13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.
omg did u see that, its sasquatch, oh wait no its just manny the war pig
manny the war pig by mountup May 19, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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