MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female

On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010

Manned Out

When a male's subconscious went into the world of titties and football and ignored every VERY important thing the female said.

girl: "So Suzie said that she told Mary that Bob was... Are you listening to me?"

man: *no response*

girl: "Oh.My.God. You just totally manned out on me!"

man: "Huh?"

by NellieReno March 14, 2011

Manned Goods

A guys junk. His Special area. His penis/balls.

Matt threw the protractor and it hit me right in manned goods.

by ThejHamel June 21, 2011

manned parenthood

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

by the teej April 28, 2009

manned out

when a young gay male becomes a grown man.

Jason just turned 29 but still felt 23. But he realized he had "manned out" when a younger East Village boy promptly told him, "You're cute, but aren't you like 30?"

by East Village sisters-in-crime Omar and Jason December 15, 2008

manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.

Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"

by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007

Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised

Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16

by freedom015 July 26, 2011