tophieCC's definitions

coochie lines

the lines starting from your hip bones and they curve in thus forming your breath taking coochie.....in a good or bad way.

Honey please pull your shirt back down cause your coochie lines are showing!

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

Pullin' the Trigger

Referring to when you stick your first two fingers in someone's anus and leave your thumb out on the cheek and start to squeez your thumb and first two fingers at the same time so your two fingers are massaging the inside of the persons anus and the thumb is massaging their buttcheek as well, thus resembling a trigger of a gun being pulled.

Bro, last night Johny was pullin' the trigger non stop!

Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!

I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!

by tophieCC July 7, 2011

ring of fire

the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.

Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

by tophieCC January 15, 2009