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Man-Muff 

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)
Man-Muff by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010
Related Words

manmuffin 

manmuffin; man + muffin - origin - Torchwood videos on youtube - noun - Ianto - Gareth David-Lloyd
"hot sexy gorgeous horny welsh manmuffin" - totally stolen from youtube
manmuffin by Homeslice of Darkness January 12, 2008

woolly mammuff 

A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.
"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."
woolly mammuff by DefoNotRob January 4, 2017

man-muff 

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy
Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.
man-muff by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

man muff 

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.
man muff by Cozeen March 4, 2005

Mancuffed 

when ones hands (usually a woman) are being held by someone physically stronger ( usually a man) in order to stop an annoying behavior such as tickling or attacking with sticks / twigs / highlighters / pens etc.
tash was trying to give me a pen mustache but that stopped when I mancuffed her !