Man-Muff 

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)

Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?

Man-Muff by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010

man-muff 

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

man-muff by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

man muff 

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

man muff by Cozeen March 4, 2005

Man muff 

A trans man vagina

Damn dude, your man muff is tight!

Man muff by The Quackers September 26, 2023

blind man's muff 

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

blind man's muff by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

Muff Man 

The man that brings boy/men wet dreams (like the Mr. Sand Man)

The Muff Man brought a dream of you last night baby

Muff Man by MuffMan February 9, 2008

muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

muff cabbage man by Javier Jesus Pablo October 5, 2013