Man-Muff

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)
by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010
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man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy
Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.
by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005
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man muff

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.
by Cozeen March 04, 2005
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blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
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Muff Man

The man that brings boy/men wet dreams (like the Mr. Sand Man)
The Muff Man brought a dream of you last night baby
by MuffMan February 09, 2008
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Man muff

by The Quackers September 26, 2023
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